Welcome weary web wanderers to the 13th floor! Before we get to business I want to turn away all of you coming here expecting a fan page dedicated to the 1990 ought sci-fi thriller the Thirteenth Floor. Sorry for the disappointment...... Hey wait where the hell do you think you're going?! I'm not turning you away oh wait did I say I was going to turn you away? Oh looks like I did...... million apologies.
So....if this blog isn't about Josef Rusnak's masterpiece *DISCLAIMER* I personally don't see the film as a masterpiece. Its been years since I've seen it but I can't recall getting a masterpiece vibe from it. I had to imdb to find the directors name *END DISCLAIMER* Then what the hell is this blo entitled the thirteenth floor all about. For starters its spelt the 13th floor ya knucklehead *DISCLAIMER* I freaking love calling people knuckleheads *END DISCLAIMER*
To start things off I'm going to lay some knowledge on y'all. Buildings will often have their thirteenth floor renamed i.e 12 b due to the superstitious nature surrounding numero thirteeno *DISCLAIMER* I don't know Spanish *END DISCLAIMER*. This blog is sort of a 13th floor of the internet. Now I'm not calling it THE 13th floor its a 13th floor. Truth is you've been to many 13th floors they just weren't called 13th floors so how could you know? My blog is called the 13th floor you're no longer on 12b my friends.
Now that I've explained the title hoping not all of you buggered off during or after my trippy interlude there. *DISCLAIMER* To those who buggered off escape is futile! First you'll need to get through a forest infested with sasquatches huffed up on speed and Viagra.....think about it. If you survive that and find the only row boat off this island *DISCLAIMER WITHIN DISCLAIMER* The 13th floor is an island. Sit on that for a bit *DWD CONCLUDED* I got one word for you Cthulhu. Don't know what that is google image that shit *END DISCLAIMER*
I'm going to tell you what you'll find here. On the 13th floor you're going to be treated to my ramblings and going ons in film, music, television, literature, alien abduction stories, paranormal what have yas etc * MONDO DISCLAIMER* I have very very VVVVVVVERRRRRRYYYYY strange tastes * MONDO DISCLAIMER CONCLUDED* Here I'm going to introduce you to what I refer to as 13th floor movies. 13th floor movies can be divided into two categories there are the 13th floor films you need to watch because they will blow your mind to smithereens! The other type of 13th floor films are a different story I wouldn't recommend them to just anyone. They're flicks you like but you wouldn't admit you like it in a million gagillion years because they're morally ambiguous at best. No fear though I'll inform you which category the film falls under. Now I was going to list off all the other what nots I'm going to be talking about on this blog but I'll get repetitive. So sit back relax and enjoy your walk down the 13th floor ;)
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