Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Kill List

Welcome 13th Floor Wanderers! In this post I'm going to recommend to you all one helluva horror flick Ben Wheatley's Kill List! 
 
"Kill List" isn't your average run of the mill horror movie. In fact, while watching it you're not really aware you're watching a horror movie until the last 15 minutes of the film. "Kill List" is a sort of gangster/horror movie hybrid that settles itself into the dark recesses of your brain and stays there long after it has ended. 
 
The film centers around Jay (pictured above) a skilled hit man who suffers from post traumatic stress after a botched assignment. Jay wants nothing more then to leave his morally ambiguous profession behind him to spend time with his wife and son.  He is convinced by his best friend and partner Gal to take one last assignment before retiring.  The assignment is to assassinate three targets: a priest, a librarian and politician. Personally I would have spared the priest and librarian and skip right to the politician but that's just kooky old me.
 
The assignment is handed down to Jay and Gal by a mysterious aristocrat who appears to know more about Jay then Jay himself.
 It becomes very clear to Jay that this isn't a normal hit  *DISCLAIMER* I realize "normal hit" is sort of an oxymoron but in actuality this is definitely not your usual hit *END DISCLAIMER* Before they meet their demises each of the targets thank Jay and tell him it was an honor to meet him. None of them make any sort of effort to fight back either. They accept their fates without fear which leads Jay and Gal to believe there is more to this assignment then meets the eye. I'm not going to spoil anything mostly because I believe there is a special spot in hell for folk who spoil movies (not sure what  specific circle of hell but I'm assuming its the same circle inhabited by Adolph Hitler, Joseph Stalin and people who listen to dubstep) Jay and Gal are completely correct in assuming that something wicked this way comes. 
 
The plot of "Kill List" unfolds in three acts. The first act deals primarily with Jay and his family.  I found Jay to be a sympathetic character. Yes he is a trained killer but he is seeking redemption by becoming a better husband and father. There is a beautifully filmed scene in the beginning where Jay  his son and wife  partake in a mock sword fight that is actually quite heart warming. The scenes in the first act are brightly lit creating the warm feel of a family film.
 
 
 
The second act of the film deals with Jay and Gal completing their mysterious assignment. The warm and fuzzy family film feel of the first act is shed for a darker and  almost Guy Ritchie feel. There is an air of mystery surrounding the second act as Jay and Gal attempt to figure out the mysterious nature of their mission at hand at the same time tracking down their three targets. Shocking and brutal violence awaits the viewer in the second act. Some of the violence will probably have you begging to go back to the films care free first act."Kill List" contains something that is seldom seen in horror cinema these days CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!! The viewer knows everything about Jay.  In the first act his relationship with his family is examined in full and in the second act his relationship with Gal is also shown in full.
 
 
Then we get to the third act of the film. In the first two acts there are little hints and teases that this gangster flick you are watching and hopefully enjoying might turn into a horror flick around the next dark corner. Let me tell you my readers tread around that corner lightly. I'm not going to say much about the third act other then it is completely TERRIFYING,NERVE WRACKING,BONE CHILLING, TRAUMA INDUCING!!!! Prepare yourselves wanderers and say goodbye to sleeping well for a long time!
 
 
 
 
 

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

" Son take off your clothes and meet me in the desert. Today you become a man goddammit!"


Hello wanderers and welcome back to the 13th Floor! Today's post is going to be a wee different the rest. Instead of recommending another morally ambiguous horror flick I'm going to be recommending a morally ambiguous western. I am absolutely nutty about westerns, especially spaghetti westerns.  The film I'm going to be recommending is more taco then spaghetti since its a mexican production. The film in question is Alejandro Jodorowsky's "El Topo" and it is one helluva trip so buckle in!
"El Topo" opens with a heart warming scene where El Topo (portrayed by Jodorowsky himself) is inducting his young son into manhood (portrayed by Jodorowsky's own son). How does ole El Topo bring junior into manhood you ask? Do they compare Johnson sizes? Not quite. Its a little more sophisticated then that I'm afraid.  He asks the young lad to strip down to his birthday suit and asks his son to bury his beloved teddy bear and an old photograph of his deceased mother. I shit you not.
Imagine fellas, you're in your basement playing X Box when your old man enters....

Father: Son do you wish to become a man?
Son: Sure do pop!
Father: Fantastic! Take off your clothes and meet me out in the desert!

As I mentioned above El Topo's son is portrayed by the director's own spawn. Imagine that conversation....

Father: Son would you like to be in one of daddy's movies?
Son: Gadzooks would I ever!
Father: Fantastic! Take off your clothes and meet me out in the desert!

Those kooky Europeans what will they think of next?

After this bizarre little Bar Mitzvah, El Topo and Junior set out on a fun filled adventure to find the four gun masters so El Topo can kill them and become the greatest rootin tootin gun master in all the land! The west these two traverse isn't the same west seen in old John Wayne films. Its a surreal and shape shifting west filled with all sorts of crazy characters.
Each gun master represents an eastern religious philosophy. Each one of these gun totting weirdo's are given a chance to share their knowledge with El Topo before he kills them.  

"El Topo" isn't necessarily an easy film to watch. It is surreal and heavy with symbolism. Jodorowsky had once said he aimed to simulate an LSD high with his films and he accomplishes this quite well in "El Topo". Watching this flick with a straight and sober mind is a trip in itself.  In the first act of the film El Topo is shown as the God of the Old Testament. He's angry and vengeful with a hard on for ass whoopin. In the second half of them Film our protagonist undergoes a certain rebirth where he becomes a Christ-like saviour to a community of deformed underground dwellers.  El Topo helps these folk build a tunnel leading into a town run by religious fanatics who have persecuted and humiliated  the poor mole people.

No I am not high on goofballs this is what the movie is actually about. If you want your mind sodomized for a couple of hours watch this movie! Is it confusing? yes Do I have to figure it all out for myself? Sure do sonny boy! Don't let all that scare you away. "El Topo" is one of the most entertaining art films I have seen. Its an arty western but it has more blood shed and 70's boobs you can shake a stick at!
                                           I found this scene in particular to be heavily symbolic and rich with philosophical undertones.*DISCLAIMER* The rewind and pause buttons on my remote are mysteriously worn out. Any tips on how to fix them would be greatly appreciated *END DISCLAIMER*

To all my stoner brothers and sisters out there looking for the perfect 4/20 film look no further! "El Topo is best viewed with some electric cabbage and your preferred munchies *DISCLAIMER* I recommend twizzlers and jalapeno chip dip *END DISCLAIMER*